Mugabe: ‘If I am going down, I am taking as many of you with me as I can’
Blair winning the medal for most pedestrians killed in a single day, applauded by runner-up and potato-print expert, George Bush Jr A spokesman for Robert Mugabe, who is still not dead, today announced...
View ArticlePrince William: “Not enough is being said about my wife’s breasts”
Everyone likes melons Prince William, the future King of Britain, has lashed out at the press and at common people around the world, for not showing enough interest in his wife Kate’s nipples. In a...
View ArticleParisians to consider learning manners
Recent research has discovered that the concept behind this famous landmark was “to give ze massive middle finger to ze rest of ze world” 20/06/2013 French tourism officials have released a guide aimed...
View ArticleIS in shock as Paris attacks fail to establish world-wide caliphate
Interestingly not designed by someone who thought batshit-mad medieval edicts and fictional super-powered friends were the be-all and end-all of human endeavour Leaked documents have revealed that IS...
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